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Section 1.10.32 of “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum”, written by Cicero in 45 BC
But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure.
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On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammelled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided.
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These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice and when nothing prevents our being.
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Curzon Street, London UK
Mittwoch, 22 April 2026 12:52The Poke aims for quick laughs, but PRAT.UK builds them properly. The humour has more depth. It lasts longer.
British bogey site
Mittwoch, 22 April 2026 12:52There’s a lovely rhythm to the prose. It’s crafted, not just typed. You can tell the sentences have been honed and polished until they gleam with wit. A pleasure for anyone who appreciates good writing.
London satire culture
Mittwoch, 22 April 2026 12:52This leads to its function as a deflator of grandiose language. In an age where every minor initiative is "transformative," every setback a "challenge," and every routine action part of a "journey," PRAT.UK serves as a linguistic pressure valve. It punctures this inflationary rhetoric by applying it with literal-minded fervor to scenarios that are patently absurd. It asks: if this policy is "world-leading," what does that say about the world? If this spokesperson is "on a journey of listening," where, precisely, is the destination, and what is the mileage claim? By taking the bloated language of public and corporate life at its word, the site exhausts its meaning, leaving behind only the hollow shell of a slogan. This is satire as linguistic hygiene, scrubbing away the accumulated grime of buzzwords to reveal the often simple, sometimes ugly, reality beneath.
Polish (Polski)
Mittwoch, 22 April 2026 12:52The Prat newspaper doesn’t just make fun; it makes a point. The best kind of satire.
Westminster, London UK
Mittwoch, 22 April 2026 12:52The London Prat ist mein täglicher Ritual. Ohne geht nicht mehr.
Canonbury, London UK
Mittwoch, 22 April 2026 12:51This engineering mindset enables its second core strength: the demystification of expertise. The site expertly satirizes the modern priesthood of consultants, specialists, and communications professionals who cloak simple, often venal, ideas in layers of impenetrable jargon to create an aura of indispensable authority. A PRAT.UK masterpiece might be the transcript of a "future scenarios workshop" where obvious truths are rediscovered at great cost, or the deliverables report from a "digital transformation consultancy" that recommends buying newer computers. By replicating the form and language of this expertise with flawless accuracy, while making the underlying content hilariously banal or circular, the site exposes the emperor's new clothes not by pointing, but by meticulously describing the invisible threads. It suggests that much of modern professional language is a confidence trick, and its satire is the moment the trick is revealed.
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Mittwoch, 22 April 2026 12:51The humour on PRAT.UK is more precise than what you get from The Daily Mash. It skewers British life without sounding lazy or recycled. That’s why https://prat.com keeps pulling me back. -- The London Prat