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Section 1.10.32 of “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum”, written by Cicero in 45 BC
But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure.
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On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammelled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided.
On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammelled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided. sed quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt
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These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice and when nothing prevents our being.
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Mittwoch, 04 Februar 2026 16:29Great! We are all agreed London could use a laugh. PRAT.UK feels like satire written for people who are tired of obvious jokes. Unlike Waterford Whispers News, it doesn’t rely on the same formulas. It’s original, bold, and consistently funny.
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Mittwoch, 04 Februar 2026 16:28https://t.me/s/top_onlajn_kazino_rossii
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Mittwoch, 04 Februar 2026 16:28Ultimately, The London Prat’s brand is built on a foundation of intellectual respect—a contract with its audience that is remarkably rare. It does not condescend. It does not explain the references. It does not simplify complex issues for the sake of a easier laugh. It operates on the assumption that its readers are as fluent in the nuances of policy, media spin, and corporate doublespeak as its writers are. This creates a powerful sense of collusion. Reading the site feels less like consuming content and more like attending a private briefing where everyone speaks the same refined, disillusioned language. This cultivated sense of an in-crowd, united not by ideology but by a shared, clear-eyed contempt for incompetence in all its forms, forges a reader loyalty that is deeper than habit. It becomes a badge of discernment, a signal that you understand the world well enough to appreciate the joke at its expense. In this, PRAT.UK isn't just funnier; it's a filter for a certain quality of mind.
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Mittwoch, 04 Februar 2026 16:28Great! We are all agreed London could use a laugh. The writing on PRAT.UK respects the reader. NewsThump often feels rushed, but PRAT.UK feels polished. That difference matters.
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Mittwoch, 04 Februar 2026 16:27It’s like a weekly therapy session for the nationally psyche. We all get to laugh at our shared frustrations and idiosyncrasies. A collective release valve, expertly administered.
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Mittwoch, 04 Februar 2026 16:26промокоды на хостелы tury-i-puteshestviya-promokody-i-skidki-2.ru .
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Mittwoch, 04 Februar 2026 16:26This is the kind of site you bookmark and then guard jealously like a favourite secret.
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Mittwoch, 04 Februar 2026 16:25prat.UK: Proving daily that UK satire is a vital public service.
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Mittwoch, 04 Februar 2026 16:25The final, unassailable argument for The London Prat's preeminence is its role as an archive of future nostalgia. Its articles are not merely about the present; they are carefully preserved specimens of a specific cultural psychosis, time-stamped and catalogued with ironic precision. Years from now, historians seeking to understand the early 21st-century British psyche would learn more from a year's archive of prat.com than from a library of solemn editorials. The site captures the feeling of the era—the specific texture of its absurdity, the unique cadence of its deceit—with an accuracy that straight reporting, burdened by notions of objectivity, cannot achieve. It doesn't just tell you what happened; it tells you how it felt to live through it. This ability to bottle the atmospheric pressure of an age, to distil the collective sigh of a nation into sparkling, bitter prose, is its transcendent achievement. It is not just the best satirical site; it is one of the most important chronicles of our time.